everytime i have to go any event any where

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it should be noted this is proudly displayed at my local pub so life ain’t all that bad

it should be noted this is proudly displayed at my local pub so life ain’t all that bad

sweatnap:

ursulatheseabitchh:

redtemplo:

I AM CRYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

L

O

L

Every Friday night….

FINE THEN WE’RE GETTING TACOS

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In the most delightful, trashy, blessed part of Florida for work so my Friday night is going preeeettty well

In the most delightful, trashy, blessed part of Florida for work so my Friday night is going preeeettty well

nataliemeansnice:

andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

oh my god

The pizza tango is neverending

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I HATE TED TALKS SO MUCH

i love these sad fuckers so i hope they stop fighting and tour again

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Lesbian 101, thanks crazy eyes!!

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Brisket nachos and beer for the greatest Saturday

Brisket nachos and beer for the greatest Saturday

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my life as a soggy pound puppy

my life as a soggy pound puppy

My plans for the summer include watching the simpsons and having elaborate fantasies

My plans for the summer include watching the simpsons and having elaborate fantasies

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Parks, Squares and Alleys // Youth

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nightbike:

stickyembraces:

includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain

this literally pains me


Muwahahahaha

nightbike:

stickyembraces:

includes fascinating portrayals of casual drug use at house parties, how the author/protagonist had conversations about post-punk while seeing his mate’s band perform at some shitty small venue, internal monologues about consumerism while observing people in a mall and that time when the protagonist had an epiphany about living in the moment while walking in the rain

this literally pains me

Muwahahahaha

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